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What is GTACOIN?
GTACOIN is a completely useless meme token inspired by the chaotic world of Grand Theft Auto and the equally chaotic world of crypto.
Unlike other cryptocurrencies that promise to solve real problems, GTACOIN proudly does absolutely nothing except make funny GTA references.
Disclaimer: This is 100% a joke. Please don't actually invest.
GTACOIN Features:
- Zero utility, maximum memes
- Virtual car theft simulation (not really)
- Guaranteed to be volatile (like really volatile)
- Built on "trust me bro" technology
Tokenomics
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 GTACOIN
Distribution
80% Insiders, 10% Team, 10% Boyfriend
Burn Mechanism
We burn tokens whenever we feel like it
Roadmap
Phase 1: Launch
Create a website with GTA references, convince people this is somehow valuable, and launch on a sketchy exchange.
Phase 2: Hype
Pay influencers to shill GTACOIN, create memes, and convince everyone we're going "to the moon" for no reason.
Phase 3: ???
We haven't thought this far ahead. Maybe we'll make a GTA-style game that no one will play? Or just list on cexs?
Phase 4: Profit
Just kidding! This is a meme coin. The only people who profit are the ones who sell before everyone else.
Ready to Waste Money?
This coin has absolutely no value whatsoever. But hey, at least you'll get some laughs out of it!
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke website. GTACOIN doesn't exist. Please don't try to buy it. Spend your money on something useful instead.